Lines you would never hear from a Jehovah's Witness

by Ron.W. 83 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Beth Sarim
    Beth Sarim

    ""We believe in free will,,people have a choice. But we dont shun our families or loved ones for making a wrong choice".

  • enoughisenough
    enoughisenough
    "Take the children on an ice cream break at every 45 minute intervals in service."
  • Ron.W.
    Ron.W.

    👍👍😂😂

  • DesirousOfChange
    DesirousOfChange

    "Do you think the guys up there in New York have made a mistake [in their predictions about The End Times]"?

    Years ago you would have never heard such a thing. More recently, I think it's being heard, though in a whisper. I do know of one longtime elderly JW who asked that on his/her deathbed. Faithful until death. Sad. A life wasted.

    Another one having to enter the Paradise via "The Underground".

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  • NotFormer
    NotFormer

    "Something tragic happened to someone from another faith? How terrible! I'll be praying for them."

    "Of course we should be paying sales tax on our publications!"

  • menrov
    menrov

    Cheers

    Bless you

    Congratulations with your promotion

    Why don't you stay home today and enjoy some time with your husband/family

  • Ron.W.
    Ron.W.

    'Yes of course I will take and read your literature in exchange for our latest watchtower magazine!'

  • NotFormer
    NotFormer

    "A pioneer? Is that someone like Daniel Boone?"

    "We don't sweat the small stuff"

    "Live and let live"

    "Vive la difference!"

  • Vanderhoven7
    Vanderhoven7

    Grant Davies contribution:

    All the historical evidence points to 587 BCE as being the destruction of Jerusalem.

    We all have access to a copy of “Shepherd the flock of God” book; it’s not secret.

    My child decided to disassociate but it’s their decision and I won’t shun them.

    My wife can wear trousers to the meeting if she wants.

    Do you like my tattoo?

    I don’t only stand at a cart; I do real charity work.

    I’ve always been able to wear a beard with no problems.

  • Ron.W.
    Ron.W.

    'We say we don't need Christmas to give presents - we say we give gifts all year round - but WE DON'T!'

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