GUYS...Are You a METROSEXUAL???? (page 2)

teenyuck

tyy...KY works much better....

SanFranciscoJim

Not me.....I'm a gay slob.

drwtsn32

I am in dire need of a makeover from the Fab 5....

teenyuck

dr, just read the tips above:

Wardrobe Must Haves:

Three Black T-Shirts and three new white T-shirts
Three well-cut, button down shirts in solid colors (one white)
Two pairs of dark, non-pleated pants with straight legs
Two roll-neck or crew-neck cable sweaters
One leather or suede short jacket
One dark suit
One expensive watch and one sport watch
High-quality sunglasses
Flattering underwear

Refrigerator Must Haves:

White Wine
Good Cheeses
Fresh Fruit
Yogurt
Sparkling water
Choclate
Limes and Lemons
Vodka in the Freezer
Imported Beer
Working Lightbulb

With these simple items, you too, can be a Metro....

I really think the *Flattering Underwear* is the kicker.....

rocketman

I like chocolate....god, this is starting to scare me. Plus, I don't talk about my wife either - not quite the same as not talking about a wife, but close, no?

rocketman

Oh, and I do cook too - not in a chef-like way, but I can throw together a meat loaf. Am I Metro????

drwtsn32

teenyuck: Thanks for the lists! Flattering underwear? You mean I should stuff a sock in there?

Actually I want to get a different hair style... my hair style hasn't changed for years. It's too Beaver Cleaver.

Aztec

Rocket, anyone who can discuss and appreciate the fine art of football the way you do is no metrosexual.

Doc, you look nothing like Beaver Cleaver...LOL!

~Aztec

drwtsn32

Doc, you look nothing like Beaver Cleaver...LOL!

What, I'm not that cute?

I have one of those nerdy hair parts like the Beave... but I've had it so long I think it's permanent. I'm too afraid to experiment with my hair!

teenyuck

As long as it's not a mullet you'll be fine.....

GUYS...Are You a METROSEXUAL????

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