Advertising the Kingdom Hall??

by betweenworlds 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • betweenworlds
    betweenworlds

    Don't think I ever saw a KH with it's own webpage before

    * http://members.tripod.com/~MarionKYKingdomHall/KingdomHall.html

    Wow! I guess attendance at those Thursday night meetings must be down. LOL! I just love the catchy slogan too.

    BW

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Ad for a Kingdom Hall: "Only used by a little old lady on Sundays!"

  • hippikon
    hippikon

    Does look empty and deserted – Like some one got zealous and built it in their back yard. Perhaps after the Kingdom Increase District Convention. That was the one when they told us to expect a tenfold increase and they started building 250 seat KH’s for congs with 30-40 publishers


    "But it does move"
    Galileo

  • hippikon
    hippikon

    Crap Music

  • riz
    riz

    That was disturbing. And what's with the Kingdumb Melodies in the background?

    J.C. Penny's called. They want their elevator Muzak back.

    rizzy

    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

  • SanFranciscoJim
    SanFranciscoJim


    I can envision a flock of blow-up love-ewe's grazing on the front lawn.... can't you?

  • qwerty
    qwerty

    Does this mean that if you walk to the Hall, someone called Marion will walk 3 mile witnessing to you!

    qwerty

    "I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it. "
    - Steven Wright

  • BugEye
    BugEye

    Maybe this Marion lady is a real well known lady prostitute.

    Sort of a landmark in her own right.

    Dave

  • BugEye
    BugEye

    And riz, I have got to agree with you, disturbing. And creepy.

    I don't think even the Great Riz could upbeat that place. The party
    would flop.

    Dave

  • riz
    riz

    Hey Bugs,

    Would the party flop even if Marion and I injected a little mirth into that converted Grange hall? If she and I were in cahoots, those squares wouldn't know what hit 'em.

    rizzy

    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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