Sex??

by StinkyPantz 79 Replies latest jw friends

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  StinkyPantz

  I actually have nothing to say. The forum is moving rather slowly so I figured I'd spice it up a little.

  So I'd like you to give any random thoughts you have pertaining to the topic.

  Here's my contribution:

  An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

  Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963)

  I guess I'll never be accused of being an intellectual
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  Elsewhere

  I'm in favor of sex.
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  Vivamus

  Sex? Yes please, YESSSS PUHLEAZE.

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  And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
  Dutch District Overbeer
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  bigboi

  Sex with anyone other than yours truly is overrated.
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  Vivamus

  See, I can agree with this one by Aldous Huxley:

  Chastity... the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions.

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  And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
  Dutch District Overbeer
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  teenyuck

  So I'd like you to give any random thoughts you have pertaining to the topic.

  Often

  Anywhere

  Only with my husband, however....
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  Surreptitious

  OK
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  Xena

  Sex & The City quotes to live by

  Samantha: I'm a "trisexual". I'll try anything once.

  Samantha: I have a date with a dildo.
  

  Samantha: I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes, when I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come

  Samantha: You've got to get online, honey. If only for the porn.
  
  Samantha: Money is power, sex is power, therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power

  Samantha: If we could perpetually do blowjobs to every guy on earth, we would own the world. And at the same time have our hands free

  and last but not least

  Samantha: You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'!

  Xena of the Samantha Class
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  joannadandy

  mmm sex!

  Of course now that I am getting it on a regular basis I am a huge fan. (When going through the sexual dessert I am of course fond of saying--"it's not that great" through clenched teeth while I shred bar napkins)
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  Satanus

  Samantha: If we could perpetually do blowjobs to every guy on earth, we would own the world. And at the same time have our hands free

  She's a genius. Will she be running for pres?

  SS