New Way to Fend off *Sheparding Calls*

by teenyuck 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • unique1
    unique1

    SYN: LOL!! Does everyone remember that smurf thing? My mom wouldn't let me watch them for like a year after that Urban Legend.

  • TR
    TR

    Tell the schmelders you have multiple personality disorder, and that the 'hovah personality finally faded away, you have one less personality! Yay! The meds are working! Currently, the loner/terrorist/hates visitors personality is functioning.

    TR

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    the loner/terrorist/hates visitors personality is functioning.
    I like it...simple and to the point. Unlike the elders.

  • jwsons
    jwsons

    Why don't you just ask: "Hi, Pastors. From which Cathedral you come from ?"

    jwsons

  • rocketman
    rocketman

    I've used a modified 'do not call' method - a note near the doorbell telling them not to call.

  • happyout
    happyout

    Why not just play really loud obnoxious rap music,and keep yellling "what??" at everything they say. Or tell them you can't stop to talk, your pet boa constrictor got loose, and the cat is missing, so you really have to go.

    Happyout (of the haven't received a "sheperding call" in over 10 years class)

  • ignored_one
    ignored_one

    You could just have Fatboy Slim's "F***ing in Heaven" playing loudly when you open the door.

    Ignored One.

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