Don Adams, Max Larson - Winners of the "Golden Piles Award"

by IslandWoman 7 Replies latest jw friends

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  IslandWoman

  The Governing Body does not run the whole show all by themselves!

  Max Larson is the President of the New York Corporation, Don Adams is the President of the Pennsylvania Corporation. I think these men should be duly recognized for their contribution towards the demoralization and demonizing of Jehovah's Witnesses.

  Silence is golden they say, well Adams and Larson deserve the "Golden Piles Award" (1Samuel 6 NWT) for silence and for their efforts to honor God's name.

  They remain silent as God's name is trampled and his people are spiritually raped. Cowardice is not such a lonely place in the Watchtower afterall!

  Adams and Larson, the pretty boys of the Watchtower, the GB's pretty boys.

  IW
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  jst2laws

  Islandwoman,

  WELL! Golden Piles

  What an image.

  Jst2laws
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  IslandWoman

  Jst2laws,

  WELL! Golden Piles

  What an image.

  Yeah, but Adams and Larson deserve recognition for their part in supporting the stupid policies and doctrines of the Watchtower. The GB is always getting the credit, I just thought it's time to honor these two for all they have done to further the Christlike nature of the Watchtower.

  The GB farts, they breathe it in and declare it smells so good!

  IW
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  Gopher

  Silence is golden, indeed! A pile of silence -- that's what it takes to keep their position. That's what's important, after all.
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  IslandWoman

  Hi Gopher,

  From now on I will use the names of Adams and Larson instead of the "GB" designation when speaking about those in charge of the Tower. Adams and Larson are now in charge of the Corporations and should be held responsible for everything they allow or sanction.

  The "Golden Piles Award" is appropriate because "piles" are hemorrhoids, and hemorrhoids are what the leaders of the Watchtower are on the backside of the publishers!

  IW
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  Francois

  You know they could get rid of those Golden Piles if they would drink a mixture of prune juice and vodka, known as the Pile Driver.

  Just a thought.

  francois
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  blondie

  And, and, piles are what you get when you are under constant stress and strain.

  Blondie
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  IslandWoman

  And, and, piles are what you get when you are under constant stress and strain.

  Blondie

  Thanks Blondie,

  That sure fits the poor publishers, stressing and straining through life in the Borg.

  IW