You might have been a JW if...

Slidin Fast

When asked if you had a good time during the holidays you say "you know, quiet".
john.prestor

If you sing creepy songs about people dying at Armageddon straight-faced.
OrphanCrow

...if you won't let your baby get a life saving blood transfusion.
hoser

You’re a single 23 year old male and own a minivan.
greenhornet

You watch a movie or a TV show and they show the Brooklyn Bridge and you look very hard to see the Watchtower buildings.
greenhornet

When you buy a new car you make sure it has four doors.
ohnightdivine

... you hear the word 'system' and immediately add the phrase 'of things' in your mind.
Onager

.. if you can quote The Princess Bride verbatim.
fastJehu

If you think your newly purchased car will last until Armageddon.
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If you always have a suit and tie with you on vacation.
Dubfounded

... If you arrive at least 20 minutes early for any kind of appointment!