Kingdom Song Parody: 91 "My Father, My God and Friend"

by Island Man 3 Replies latest social humour

  • Island Man
    Island Man

    91. My evil Stepmother says God is just my friend.

    Life at the hall can be hard.
    Watchtower's walls can bring tears and pain.
    Still every day I will bray*, "My life is not in vain".

    For God is not my Father, Memorial emblems I must disown.
    So He is never near me; To Jehovah, I'm not a son.
    Yes the org is my spoon-feeder and my deceiver down to the end.
    Yes, Watchtower, my sick Stepmother, says God is just my friend.

    Gone are the days of my youth; Deeds of a pe-do-phile smashed them clear.
    Still through the wiles of my faith, this rogue is free from fear.

    For God is not my Father, Memorial emblems I must disown.
    So He is never near me; To Jehovah, I'm not a son.
    Yes the org is my spoon-feeder and my deceiver down to the end.
    Yes, Watchtower, my sick Stepmother, says God is just my friend.

    * not a spelling mistake. lol.

  • Darkknight757
    Darkknight757
    Bray lol!!😂😂😂😂
  • My Name is of No Consequence
    My Name is of No Consequence
    Gawd I hate the new songs!!
  • Doubtfully Yours
    Doubtfully Yours

    The new songs suck, words and music alike. Singing to a deity supposedly in heaven is so silly; to think God hears any of it is nonsense.

    DY

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