Famous people who look like they're dead - but actually aren't.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

We probably all can think of some celebrity/politician/sportsperson who look as though they are death warmed up - two that instantly come to mind -
Pope John Paul
Keith Richards
Cheeses - who apologises for not providing photographic evidence.
cruzanheart

Michael Jackson.
zucker

Alan Greenspan, Ronald Regan, and Clint Eastwood
TresHappy

Ted Jarascz (pardon spelling)
ashitaka

Celine Dion now looks like a wax figurine, if that counts.
ash
Simon

Damn ... if only the Queen Mother was still alive. She always used to win these.
rocketman

Yep, stick a fork in the Pope, he's done.
Tried to find an article in The Onion about the Pope basically being dead, but I can't seem to locate it. Here's the link to the main site anyway:
http://www.theonion.com
betweenworlds

Charlton Heston
ashitaka

I hate to say it, but Johnny Cash sometimes looks like a corpse.
My family has a joke---we always say that the Pope looks like he's being controlled like a puppet from the background, some guy controlling his legs and moving his lips for him.....like Weekend at Bernies...LOL
ash
Seven

Dick Clark, Robert Redford, Jack Nicholson, Frank Gifford, Grandpa Munster, and Rod Stewart