JW singles? Check this out

by jwbot 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • jwbot
    jwbot

    I found a JW SINGLES group on MSN groups! HILARIOUS!

    http://groups.msn.com/JehovahsWitnesssingles/home.htm

  • free will
    free will

    my sister told me about that...amazing...i thought - they can have single jw websites - but they still have to go door to door?

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    Yeah...I dunno, call me picky but the idea of a 37 year old virgin who lives in his parents basement, is a part-time window washer, and who's idea of a good time is studying the Bible, doesn't interest me.

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    Come on Joanna, he's probably a servant and be your head and conduct a proper family study with you and teach you all about submission! Give him your keys to your car, your checkbook and kiss your life good bye.

  • RAYZORBLADE
    RAYZORBLADE

    Rayzorblade laughs @ Simplesally's reply to Joannadandy.

    What a wholesome means of locating your on-line theocratic sweetheart.

    The nice part is, you can hit this button: [DELETE]

    JW dating checklist:

    [ ] - 30 years and older [ ] - Single elder over 40

    [ ] - lives with parents [ ] - resides with pioneers

    [ ] - no post secondary education [ ] - janitor/window washer

    [ ] - sexually inactive [ ] - closet case

    [ ] - studies 24/7 [ ] - attends all meetings

    [ ] - polyester suit/modest [ ] - collects briefcases

    [ ] - takes vitamins [ ] - poor sense of humor/humour

    OK sisters, and former sisters....keep an eye out for these checklists, or else you may have a deep rooted problem with submission and headship.

    With this in mind, click all that are applicable, and post fake e-mail addresses to sites with x-rated contacts.

    Prophecies re: the harlot - might come true

  • El Cid
    El Cid

    There's another one called www.jwmatch.com - almost looks like a commercial dating Web site!

  • greven
    greven

    Strange site!

    This is a JW?

  • greven
    greven

    Hmm it seems I cant post pics from their site...

    Go here

    maybe this works...

    edited:

    No it doesn't work. It's from a secure server i guess. Well visit the site and click on one of the pics posted by this dude called CrimsinR. He really doesn't look JW like...

    Greven

  • Hamas
    Hamas

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Joanna what an answer.

    Well done...

  • Hamas
    Hamas

    Joanna;

    You post struck a cord with me.

    Just so happens I know a 35 year old window cleaner that lives with his mum and INTENSLY enjoys studying the bible. You interested ? lol

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