Joke for the day

by calamityjane 1 Replies latest social humour

  • calamityjane
    calamityjane

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    >Subject: Me Mudder
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    >When me prayers were poorly said
    > Who tucked me in me widdle bed
    >And spanked me till me arse was red
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    >Me Mudder!
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    > Who took me from me cozy cot
    >And put me on the ice cold pot
    >And made me pee if I could not
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    >Me Mudder!
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    > And when the morning light would come
    >And in me crib me dribbled some
    >Who wiped me tiny widdle bum
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    >Me Mudder!
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    > Who would me hair so neatly part
    >And hug me gently to her heart
    >Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart
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    >Me Mudder!
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    > Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
    >And nearly have a king size fit
    >When in me Sunday pants me s***
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    >Me Mudder!
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    > When at night her bed did squeak
    >Me raised me head to have a peak
    >Who yelled at me to go to sleep
    >
    >Me Fadder!
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    >I hope this keeps ya
    >giggling all day.
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  • nightwarrior
    nightwarrior

    LOL I have just read the 'poem; to my 14 yr old with an irish accent, and he thought the poem was brilliant, but not so hot on the irish accent LOL

    Mrs Nightwarrior

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