Hu's on First:

by Utopian_Raindrops 0 Replies latest social humour

  • Utopian_Raindrops
    Utopian_Raindrops

    This gave me a chuckle so I had to share

    Hu's on First:


    We take you now to the Oval Office
    - - -

    George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

    Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new
    leader of China.

    George: Great. Lay it on me.

    Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

    George: That's what I want to know.

    Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

    George: That's what I'm asking you.
    Who is the new leader of China?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: I mean the fellow's name.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The guy in China.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The new leader of China.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The Chinaman!

    Condi: Hu is leading China.

    George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

    Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

    George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

    Condi: That's the man's name.

    George: That's who's name?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of

    the new leader of China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China?
    I thought he was in the Middle East.

    Condi: That's correct.

    George: Then who is in China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir is in China?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Then who is?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the
    new leader of China. Get me the Secretary
    General of the U.N. on the phone.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: No, thanks.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I always loved the Abbot and Costello r outine so that's why this cracked me up!

    Hope you liked it.

    Agape,

    U_R

    Edited by - Utopian_Raindrops on 11 January 2003 16:5:40

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