Got a call from an elder this weekend

Solace

Its not my fault your mom fell for my innocent act and gave me your phone number without reservation.
You know, you should really warn her when someone is stalking you.
BTW, Now I know you are home so you better pick up that phone!
Elsewhere

OMG! She found me!!!!
GeddyLee

Hey there elsewhere, feel free to pass on my number to the stalker, right about now a stalker is as close to date as Ive had in a very , very long time. Thanks in advance buddy.
xenawarrior

Did I hear someone disparaging cheese in here in some way?
Or is someone giving cheese and crackers to stalkers?
so confused.........
In any event- go get em TA!!!!!
XW of the "cheesehead" class