GRANDMA'S LETTER

by Lost Diamond 3 Replies latest social humour

  • Lost Diamond
    Lost Diamond

    GRANDMA'S LETTER

    The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and
    saw a honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker.

    I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just
    come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous
    prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper.

    I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
    thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't
    notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he
    hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

    I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was
    sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and when
    he leaned out of his window and screamed, "for the love of God, GO! GO!" What
    an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus.

    Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and
    started waving and smiling at all these loving people.
    I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love.

    There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
    yelling something about a sunny beach...
    I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle
    finger stuck up in the air.

    When I asked my teenage grandson
    in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good
    luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I
    leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.


    My grandson burst out laughing, why even he was enjoying
    this religious experience. A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the
    moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

    I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but
    this is when I noticed the light had changed.
    So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and
    drove on through the intersection.

    I noticed I was the only car that got through the
    intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I
    had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car
    down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign
    one last time as I drove away.

    Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

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  • onacruse
    onacruse

    ROFLMAO

    Well, then, we'd better buy one of these bumper stickers for everybody in Oregon, because they ALL DRIVE JUST LIKE THIS!

    Craig (of the "how'dya like this gesture" class)

  • meadow77
    meadow77

    This is so hilarious. I posted it awhile back with graphics. It didn't get much response though. Which I thought was too bad, cause I thought it was really funny. Glad to see someone else thought so. Jinx

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