Brother out on field service knocks the door of a grand looking house. After a short while a little kid about 7 yrs old answers the door holding a large glass of brandy in one hand, and puffing on a large cuban cigar in the other hand. The brother is a bit lost for words and looks down at the kid and says
"Is your daddy at home"?
The kid looks up at him and says "does it fucking look like it"?