I heard on the radio this morning that the terrorists believed that once they got to heaven, they each would be given 70 virgins to enjoy for all eternity. Hmmmm, I wonder how long it took the terrorists to figure out Virgins in heaven aren't all FEMALES! Serves em right I say. I know a few jw perverts that could really use their "come uppance". hehehe
Terrorists get 70 Virgins in Heaven?
by Lin 21 Replies latest jw friends
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Elsewhere
Seems like a bum deal to me! Think about it... it would be very hard to spread 70 virgins over an eternity.
Hell, I'd run out REAL quick.
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Shutterbug
What would any man do with 70 inexperienced virgins?? I would prefer a 30 year old female who runs a liquor store and owns a boat. Please send picture of the boat.
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funkyderek
Here's what actually happened to them:
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SYN
Sure, they get 70 virgins, but what they weren't told is that they will be angels and we all know that angels are sexless, don't we?
Talk about frustration!
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The_Bad_Seed
Yes, but what they aren't told, is that the "Virgins" are of the same sex.
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nita6368
Shutterbug,
That was great...made me smile
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Lin
LOL Shutterbug!!!!! Send pic of boat! LOL!
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rocky220
To put this delicately, what's the use of having virgins in heaven when you have no D--K to enjoy them with........poor stupid terrorists....they got ripped!.......LMAO! rocky220
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JanH
In fact, 72. They think.