Politically Correct Dictionary
vertically challenged -- short
horizontally gifted -- fat
horizontally challenged -- thin
chronologically gifted -- old
intellectually impaired -- stupid
living impaired -- dead
romantically challenged -- not with somebody at the moment
morally (/ethically) challenged -- a crook
morally handicapped -- someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zone
differently-brained -- stupid
folically independent -- bald
one who is PC -- target practice
musically delayed -- tone deaf
genetically discriminating -- racist
codependent -- finger-pointer
in recovery -- drunk/junkie
in denial -- unaware that forgetting something obviously proves it happened
constructivist feminist psychotherapy -- psychobabble
economically disadvantaged -- welfare bum
target equity group -- vocal minority
sanitation engineer -- garbage man
certified astrological consultant -- crackpot
certified crystal therapist -- crackpot
certified past-life regression hypnotist -- crackpot
ontologically challenged -- fictional or mythological The absolute root of all evil known in the multidimensional
infinity of reality -- white male
people of height -- too tall
gravitationally challenged -- fat
chronologically gifted -- old
other aged -- too old/young (dual purpose)
environmentally correct human -- dead
Nitpicklike -- humor challenged
motivationally challenged -- lazy
outdoor urban dwellers -- homeless
monetarily challenged -- poor
facially challenged -- ugly
visually challenged -- blind
nasally gifted -- runny nose
verbally challenged -- mute, dumb
erectionally challenged -- impotent
maintenance hole -- man-hole
socially challenged -- geek, nerd, whatever...
Cyclically challenged -- having PMS
Caucasian Culturally-Disadvantaged -- white trash
racially challenged -- butt-white American
rhythmically challenged -- white boy
financially inept -- poor
osmotically challenged -- Thirsty
Microslothicly Challenged -- Windows user
aquatically challenged -- drowning
male gender biased -- prefers men who shave their chests
female gender biased -- prefers women who shave their legs
follower of Jimmy Swaggert -- lost
government employee -- stupid
nasally disadvantaged -- really BIG nose
nasally gifted -- large nose
suffering from a sex addiction (female)-- slut
suffering from a sex addiction (male)-- stud grammatically challenged -- one who has difficulties with grammar or (by extension) punctuation or spelling
differently organized -- messy
energy-efficient -- off
creatively re-dyed -- stained
petroleum transfer technician -- gas station attendent
spacially perplexed -- drunk
amphibian American -- frog
persons of large stature -- NY Giants
bovine control officers -- Dallas Cowboys
residentially flexible -- homeless
fecally plenary - full of crap
uniquely coordinated -- clumsy
sexually focused chronologically gifted individual -- dirty old man
uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path -- loser
sex care provider -- prostitute
metabolicly challenged -- dead
biologically challenged -- dead
person of region -- redneck
rustically inclined -- redneck
persons living with entropy -- dead
mechanically challenged -- broken down automobile
factually unencumbered -- ignorant
Taken from insanepics.com
"Politically Correct"
by butalbee 6 Replies latest social humour
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butalbee
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butalbee
Thought some of these were entertaining.
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The Alchemist
Theocronically challenged--describing me at the meeting during my braindead zombiefied protective trance
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butalbee
That sound all to familiar to me.
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Satanus
Caucasian Culturally-Disadvantaged -- white trash
racially challenged -- butt-white American
rhythmically challenged -- white boyI know you are doing a funny, and it is, but i would like to state a question. Why is it ok to slam white people, but not ok to state that a black person is black, forget even mentioning he/she may be challenged in any way?
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SYN
People Seen In Any Other Church That Isn't A Kingdom Hall - Dead.
Unbelieving Spouse - Dead.
Child Abuse Exposer - Dead.
Person Who Warns Others In The Congregation About An Abuser - Dead.
Smoker - Dead.
Slanderer - Dead.
Fornicator - Dead.
Unbaptized Publisher - (Probably) Dead.
Governing Body Member - Dead.
Homosexual - Dead.
Bisexual - Dead.
Spiritually Weak - Dead.
Spiritually Dead - Dead.
Apostate - Dead.
Evil Slave Class - Dead.
Worldly Person - Dead.
Worldly Person's Child - Dead.
Catholic - Dead.
Disfellowshipped - Dead.
Disassociated - Dead.
Person Who Associated With Any Of The Above - Dead.
The Tower has so many ways of saying "DEAD"! They're so original!
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willdabeerman
Liquified Grain Storage Facility= beer belly