A woman needed to get her daughter a Barbie doll for Christmas (she was DF!!!!)
she walked into a department store and immediatley spotted the Barbies on display. After looking at them for ten minutes, she walked up to the shop assistant and said.....
"I want to buy a Barbie doll but I dont quite understand the prices, the Horse riding Barbie is 15, the Ballerina Barbie is 15, the Teacher Barbie is 15 but the Divorced Barbie is 350, Can you tell me why that one is so much please?"..
the shop assistant smiled and said " Certainly madam, Divorced Barbie is more because she comes with Kens house, Kens car, Kens Bank account and Kens Ranch!"
Come on guys, at least its clean!