A guy goes to his doctor and says" hey doc, ya gotta help me,my penis its all orange"The doctor looks at him with a quizzed out kind of look and says" I have never heard of that before,let me have a look" So the guy pulls down down his pants and the doctor says "Wow! you are right its all orange! How have you been feeling? " The guy tells him "Never better,I feel great" The doctor then asks him "Does this condition run in your family? maybe its hereiditary?" " Nope" the guy says "I have`nt heard of anyone in the family with a problem like this" "well" The doctor says "maybe its sports related,do you play any sports or have any hobbies" "No" the guys says" I`m pretty much a homebody, I don`t leave the house much" " Well maybe its work related" the doc asks," are there any chemicals or other stuff at your job that maybe causing this?" "No" the guys says " I have`nt worked in years,can`t be that" The doctor is starting to get a bit perturbed and says to the guy " You have been feeling good, you don`t play sports or have any hobbies, it doesnt run in your family and you don`t have a job. I don`t know what could be causing this" The guy shrugs his shoulders and gets up to leave. The doctor says to him " By the way, it sounds like you lead a pretty boring life what do you do for excitement,what do you do all day? The guy says "Not much, usually I just stay at home, watch pornos and eat cheezies"........