LOL Farkel
No not smoking
by Dismembered 21 Replies latest jw friends
LOL Farkel
No not smoking
Dismembered...NOT smoking??? do tell...I figured self-abuse, alcohol abuse. What is it...lack of faith? I am at a loss here....Tell us...HbH
secret sins, huh?
well, they are secret, so that should be the bottom line.
masturbation is a private thing, but it should not be considered a sin.
it's natural, and it feels good (especially if you are in the spa and the jets keep hitting the right spots) and it does not involve anyone but yourself.
if you want to drink, drink. don't drink and drive. don't drink and get stupid and end up laying naked on a cold floor in somebody's basement with cheeto's stuck to your face and vomit all around you. be a bedroom alcoholic.
smoking, welllllllllll.... if you must smoke, just be sure to put your cigerette out BEFORE you enter the kingdom hall. then your good.
my secret sin would have to be dancing to n'sync wildly naked with my window open. i only do it when i get out of the shower. their music turns me on. and the neighbors seem to really enjoy it....
katie
my secret sin would have to be dancing to n'sync
Uh oh, you said the dirty "N" word... nevermind me while I puke. How can u listen to that stuff? EEEKKK!!
<-------- Runs in horror...
Kisses,
Moe
Edited by - MrMoe on 26 June 2002 14:13:1
Ok HBH
The turd one was..........r u ready 4 this..........taking a blood transfusion. Those Bastards!!!!!
Airwlk - And as Woody Allen has said, "It's sex with someone you love."
Francois
Wow, dismembered! I didn't recall that...never woul;d have thought that, although I do remember the worldly DR who posed as a JW so he could receive bloodless treatment for something...threy knew he was posing, becasue he was smoking. Remember that one? Thanks for the info..HbH
Masturbation was one of them.
Another was "secretly" conspiring with doctors and hospital staff to make it appear that you were refusing blood, when in fact, the doctors had said "if you want to take blood or have your child receive blood but don't want the JWs to know, we'll work something out along the lines of a court order that states your refusal"... something like that.
I remember some JWs talking afterward on this point and going on about how you just "couldn't trust doctors or nurses" because their whole careers were built on polluting your body with blood transfusions.
What complete rubbish.
Love, Scully
Farkel said:
1) Child molestation
2) Wife beating
I wasn't aware they considered those sins. I think you have it wrong. The sinners are
1.) Victim of Child abuse
2.) Wife of abusive husband
This reminds me of the time I was studying with a guy who was a little too eager. He admitted to me he was having a masturbation problem. He had been living with this girl, they moved out from each other when they got into studying, and he was having a tough time not getting any on a regular basis.
I advised him not to sweat it. I didn't need to know about it and he could keep it to himself. I always felt that any of the brothers that I talked to (single) that claimed not to do it, were probably the biggest wankers of all. I can't imagine why the GB had such an obsession with masturbation and wracked so many people with guilt about it. I remember all of those ridiculous stories that it would lead to homosexuality etc... what a pile of crap.
I look back and realize as I am older now (early 30s) that your libido eventually balances itself out. In youth, your hormones truly rage. Masturbation was definitely a way for the body to test itself out.