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by expatbrit 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • unanswered
    unanswered

    oops. i promise i didn't do that to get the junior status.

    Edited by - unanswered on 3 March 2001 13:20:29

  • larc
    larc

    I thought they were all good!

    An elderly man and his wife were having breakfast. All of a sudden the man blurted out "You lousy wench, my life has been nothing but miery from the day I married you 40 years ago....Oh.... excuse me that must have been a Freudian slip. I meant to say 'please pass the jam"

  • waiting
    waiting

    hey somebody,

    "You're going to die," she replied.

    Man, I do so love jokes like that!

    chuckling waiting

  • somebody
    somebody

    waiting...I'd be keeling over with that line if I walked in your shoes. Is it ok if I e-mail you? I have more to say.

    peace,
    somebody

  • somebody
    somebody

    unanswered, hi :-)

    ok..so the first 2 of mine might have been in poor or good taste, depending on what people have lived through. The last one was great though. :-)

    peace,
    somebody...crossing the line once again.

    Edited by - somebody on 3 March 2001 19:0:48

  • unanswered
    unanswered

    somebody-i was just being my sarcastic self, maybe you already realized that, but i wanted to make it clear. i actually laughed the hardest when i read your jokes.

  • waiting
    waiting

    hey unanswered

    Somebody's been around the web for a while - she's probably got you pegged as a kidder.

    hey somebody,

    e-mail anytime you want, will look forward to it.

    Many a man has decided to stay alive, not because of the will to live, but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death. Brendan Francis

    waiting

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