Who Will Be Resurrected??

by teenyuck 14 Replies latest jw friends

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  teenyuck

  According to the JW's, the men of Sodom will be; no, that is wrong, they will not be; no, they will be.....

  I got this off of the website:

  http://www.catholic.com/library/Stumpers_for_Jehovah_Witnesse.asp

  The men of Sodom will be resurrected (WT, 7-1879, 7-8).

  The men of Sodom will not be resurrected (WT, 6-1-1952, 338).

  The men of Sodom will be resurrected (WT 8-1-1965, 479).

  The men of Sodom will not be resurrected (WT 6-1-1988, 31).

  The men of Sodom will be resurrected (Live Forever, early ed., 179).

  The men of Sodom will not be resurrected (Live Forever, later ed., 179).

  The men of Sodom will be resurrected (Insight on the Scriptures, Vol. 2, 985).

  The men of Sodom will not be resurrected (Revelation: Its Grand Climax at Hand! 273).

  This is tooo funny!!! In spite of the dubs who have posted here, saying "who are we to judge" you have the WTBTS deciding if god is going to resurrect the men of Sodom!!

  This is classic.
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  teenyuck

  edited to make it readable
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  ballistic

  What about the women of Sodom?
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  Elsewhere

  Sorry, the women are all screwed.

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
  <x ><
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  Elsewhere

  Oops! Did I make a funny??? The women at Sodom were "screwed". Pbththth! hehe

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
  <x ><
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  Francois

  Who gives a big rat's ass about the men of Sodom, other than the topic gave the JWs yet one more opportunity to show themselves for the raving lunatics they are.

  Who will be ressurected? EVERYONE. With the possible exception of Hitler. And I wasn't put here to judge even him. Best leave judging to the judge.

  Francois
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  Incense_and_Peppermints

  i was always taught that if you committed suicide you would not be resurrected. weird. maybe they put that in to prevent people from committing suicide, 'cause god knows they are some of the most suicidal people out there. oog.
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  Incense_and_Peppermints

  if jerry springer gets hit by a bus 'before armageddon', will he be resurrected? i can only imagine the poor guy's anguish upon waking up in the 'new system of things'. what killed me was my still active niece crying over george harrison and saying ooh i'll get to meet him and won't it be wonderful... why would she want to meet an 'evil immoral practitioner of a satanic religion' like him? it just kills me when witnesses watch stuff like south park and essentially embrace our music and films and books and artists and nightclubs and fads and stuff, when they drum that 'give things of this world no more than a passing glance' crap into them every week at the kingdom hall. why don't they build their own schools so their children don't have to associate with our children; produce their own films/cds/art/blood-free-hospitals, etc? ah, the hypocrisy of it all...
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  OUTLAW

  Only the dead will be resurrected..LOL...OUTLAW
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  Michael3000

  Sometimes I get a resurrection in my pants