wt March 1, 2015 Cover

by wifibandit 38 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    I noticed the weird cloud-monkey immediately. Crappy artwork. Or the WTBTS could be saying," We will make monkeys of you all!!"

    DD

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    Jesus saves.

    Why doesn't he invest? Savings nowadays pays like .01%... not even enough to keep up with inflation.

    I wonder how long before some uber-righteous Elder counsels Jesus about his facial hair?

    Why is Jesus showing such a degree of aging? He looks like an old man?

    He's not lucky enough to be in WT's "overlapping" generation. I wonder if he's realized yet he will be dead before Armageddon arrives?

  • Ajax
    Ajax

    That's funny -

    Can you make it more realistic by, say, putting a TOMO3 head on him?

  • steve2
    steve2

    He is so much more bigger than they are - that crowd of dutiful smilers don't want to make him mad. He's been sitting on that throne for over 100 years and he's not so much outstretching his arms in a welcoming embrace but giving himself a nice , big stretch after all that tiresome sitting. I guess if you'd been sitting around 100 years waiting, you'd look a bit older too.

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    Worst cover ever!

  • millie210
    millie210

    They are desperate to make him look "present" with mankind.

    If he isnt then by golly they will draw it and people will think it!

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    It should read" "Jesus' Slaves".

  • wifibandit
  • sir82
    sir82

    Jesus saves, but Moses scores on the rebound!

  • blondie
    blondie

    I note it is almost 2/3 women and 1/3 men

    Isn't Jesus described as having white hair in the bible after his resurrection to heaven....sign of authority (age) (rev 1:14)

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