firstly (and most importantly) I am NOT in a congregation, thank you very much! Havent been for almost ten years now! Secondly (and equally as important) I AM NOT A BROTHER I AM A SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How many men dyu know called KAT? !!!!!!!!!
I need some new sexual ideas to try!
by kat7302 12 Replies latest social relationships
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D8TA
let me know which copy of the Awake came up with sexual ideas and Ill check it out!
I'll let you know when the copy comes out...can you wait for an eternity?
Besides, the best advice the WT & Awake could give on sex is:
1) Both husband and wife MUST lay flat on the bed, at least three feet apart.(Psalms 24:6-8)
2) Husband must roll on top of wife..but by MISTAKE!(Luke 2:1-5,8)
3) The couple should now lay motionless.(Revelation 6:9-12)
4) Now the couple should pray for an earthquake.(Ezekiel 2:6-10)
5) Congratulations, you have now had sex in accordance to the bible as per the advice of Jehovah's earthly organization.(Exodus the entire book)_____________________________________________________________________
Question A) How many feet is required by Jehovah, for the couple laying in the bed?
Question B) According to Eziekiel, how do christian witnesses benifit from the earthquake?
Question C) How can many people benifit from the book of Exodus, when they are members of the Christian Witnesses of Jehovah?
_____________________________________________________________________D8TA
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kat7302
lmao lmao lmao lmao - that was really funny!well done....that reminded me of the 'Written Review'........remember that? lmao - cpngratulations, you made me laugh!