Topics not often discussed now

by jdubsnub 36 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • Apognophos
    Apognophos

    Etude, I addressed the articles from the 1970s on page 1 -- both the anti-oral and the pro-choice one.

  • Etude
    Etude

    Thanks Apognophos! That's is the very one I used.

    Etude

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    moved to another thread

  • SuperBoy
    SuperBoy

    Blood in margarine!

  • 4thgen
    4thgen

    Smurfs come off the wallpaper and will fly around the room and taunt your children

    Blood in McDonalds French fries

    Used items being posessed and demons entering your home

    Androgynous dress and hair styles

    Turning off your pager during the meeting

    Colored panti-hose for women

    Free parking

    White shirts only for men on the platform

    Make sure you renew your Watchtower and Awake! subscription

    Wide ties are too trendy for the platform

    Let's make our back-calls

    Hour talk

    To be considerate of those who open their homes for the book-study

    The dance called 'the twist' will lead you into immoral behavor

    To remember that the High School Gym is now a place of sacred worship

    Culottes are not fitting for meetings or service

    Do not get in line during the song for your hoggies and McMuffin Eggs

    Disco is evil

    And my personal favorite: The internet is **BAD**

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    It's been way too long since the Revelation book was revised and studied.

    It's nearly a century since the Bible Students fulfilled prophecies by attending boring religious talkings at an Ohio, USA amusement park.

  • Terry
    Terry

    If the GB were a conduit, (premise)

    the only thing coming out of them would be what Jehovah put through them. (Conclusion)

    What does "examination" or "reflection" or "deep study" have to do with it?

    Oh-wait! I know...I know!

    What comes out of the GB is INTERPRETATION filtered through human ignorance.

    So, let's revise the premise.

    Jehovah gives the GB the scriptures (premise)

    and the GB interpret the scriptures and produce guesses which are invariably WRONG. (conclusion)

    Yep, that's sound more like it.

    The Governing Body, the anointed, are no different from any other religious group.

    God gives the scriptures (premise)

    the religious interpreters add their best guess and what comes out is official Doctrine. (conclusion).

    The claim of being the ONLY TRUE religion is like their claim of Truth: nothing but their own self-aggrandizing OPINION.

    CONCLUSION:

    If something were true--why change it?

    If it weren't true--why did you say it was?

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