Appointed by holy spirit

by Ben57 93 Replies latest jw friends

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Outlaw, that was hilarious! It was a bit stereotypical.....DataDog

    I was telling a family member there were a lot of Janitors in the JW`s..

    The conversation went in the direction of my brother..

    I haven`t seen my JW brother in decades..He`s a JW Elder..

    I asked them what he does for work..

    They said he`s a Janitor..

    Sorry Outlaw, off topic. Your theme was jobs remember?.....Pelican beach

    The man Jehovah ran over in the Truck,was a Doctor..

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  • PelicanBeach
    PelicanBeach

    Jehovah does not drive trucks. But believe what you will. lol

  • ThomasCovenant
    ThomasCovenant

    *** w01 1/15 p. 14 par. 12 Overseers and Ministerial Servants Theocratically Appointed ***

    ''Those meeting the Scriptural requirements at the time of their appointmentas overseers or ministerial servants may thus be said to have been appointed by holy spirit.''

    At the time of their appointment?

    Not in the years, days, or even seconds before their appointment.

    Not in the years, days, or even seconds after their appointment.

    Only at the time of.

    There we are. We've covered ourselves.

  • PelicanBeach
    PelicanBeach

    Thanks Thomas. Great Find!

  • ThomasCovenant
    ThomasCovenant

    Not me. Think it was Ben 57

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Jehovah does not drive trucks. But believe what you will. lol.....PelicanBeach

    Then how did he Afford his Big Screen TV?!..

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    ..Everything Jehovah Owns,He Earned By..

    .....Running People Over with his Truck..

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  • PelicanBeach
    PelicanBeach

    Delusions! Your suffering from mad Delusions! When have you seen God drive a truck? Get some help.

  • wearewatchingyouman
    wearewatchingyouman

    Pelican Beach - If Jehovah isn't a truck driver, how did all those Silver Swords miraculously end up in the hands of all the JW's? Surely there must have been some kind of divine intervention.

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    Jehovah a truck driver? That Jerk can't even get a celestial chariot to its destination on time.

  • PelicanBeach
    PelicanBeach

    Uhh...okay.

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