Anything new BESIDES new bible release at the annual meeting?

by EndofMysteries 31 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • EndofMysteries
    EndofMysteries

    So was it all just a new bible release or was there any doctrine changes, etc?

  • suavojr
    suavojr

    YES!

    • Smaller is better according to Lett/ We have a mini reasoning book, a mini this, a mini that, a mini brain, yada yada
    • There is an app for that... Even JW's will get an app on Monday
    • Elders must pull the hair of brohters who marry outside the Lord
    • The new Bible is Witness proof and sister proof
    • Underseved kindness is better than the word Grace
    • We should not pray in old english
    • We picked gray because is not like all other churches
    • We added to bible (Statement from Morris)
    • John 17:3 is finally rendered like al other bibles have translated the text since thousands of years ago.
    • Hebrew 1:6 footnote say "bow down" not worship Christ
  • zound
    zound

    - Children should be 'steered' towards baptism

    - Avoid 'bums' (whatever that means)

    - Armageddon is coming before the year 3000

  • warehouse
    warehouse

    Besides any of the par-for-course absurdities mentioned above, or stupid condecending jokes, there were no other major changes to doctrine. 144,000 is still a litteral number. No tithing instituted. Bible dumbed down.

    You going over niggas heads, Lu (Dumb it down!)
    They telling me that they don't feel you (Dumb it down!)
    We ain't graduate from school, nigga (Dumb it down!)
    Them big words ain't cool, nigga (Dumb it down!)
    Yeah I heard "Mean and Vicious", nigga (Dumb it down!)
    Make a song for the bitches, nigga! (Dumb it down!)
    We don't care about the weather nigga (Dumb it down!)
    You'll sell more records if you (Dumb it down!)

  • grumblecakes
    grumblecakes

    The new app was the only other release. Available monday on windows 8, android, and apple platforms.

    They demo'd the app. The cool feature is that if you're on a verse and click the number of the verse, 5 other translations will appear. One of them is supposed to be the King James...but Im suspicious if its truly unaltered in any way.

    They are waaaay too comfortable modifing the Bible these days.

  • problemaddict
    problemaddict

    Wait armagedon is coming before the year 3000? Can someone elaborate without hyperbole as to how that was arranged at? Was there an actual reason?

    I guess that is one way to do it. Throw a date so far out there that nobody will be alive to know if you were full of it.

  • zound
    zound

    It was an offhand comment by losch - before the end of the milenium. But others have mentioned that he could have been referring to Jesus reign or something.

  • suavojr
    suavojr

    He was talking about the 1000 year of Jesus reign, they are not that stupid. They are all business men

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    One of them is supposed to be the King James

    Interesting. The WT used to use the KJ, then abandoned it because it was not good enough. Hence the need for the NWT. Now that there's a New New World Translation, the WT makes the KJ available again.

    WT often says if you don't move with the Org. you'll get left behind; more accurately, if you stand in the same spot the Org will eventually come full circle right back to where you've been standing all along.

  • myelaine
    myelaine

    Acts 17:21...

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