JW email poetry....<gag> (page 2)

LittleToe

6of9:
You really said it all., What a sad piece of stereotyping.
All hunky ex-JW's are wife-beaters with AIDS.

"Listen to me, let me tell you to your face"
Oh brother! So very sad.
Whoever wrote it almost got all the end of the lines to rhyme.

SPAZnik

poetry schmoetry

Cause there's nothing a worldly man has to offer at all

HA! In your dreams honey. Or should I say...
...tell yourself what u have to!
I know from experience that this isn't true. I have lived the lie.

My "theocratic" mate...well how sad & pathetic.
(nuf said...deserving of pity not venom).

After my "scripturally legal" divorce was finally granted....I fell in love with a "worldling" who was far more emotionally balanced and "spiritually mature" than any JW i had ever dated. Not to mention the other talents that came with. hehe
It was the first healthy relationship I've ever experienced. Really raised the bar so-to-speak.

Too bad "I" was the jdub screwup in that case. live&learn

SPAZ

unclebruce

a powem:

apostates are shit
why don't they quit
i just don't like 'em one little bit!

witnesses are cool
they'll make you drool
'specially all naked swim'n in the pool

uncoolbruce

ashitaka

i love people who put a couple inane words together and call it poetry. fools.

Do they want to read religious poetry that is beautiful and makes sense....try Yeats (at least, his stuff is religous to me).

Khalil Gibran had real spirituality although he was a pretty earthy guy.

Those are poets...this dub is just a douche.

ashi

expatbrit

Anyone who rhymes "God" with "bod" must surely have grieved the Holy Spirit.

Expatbrit

Pathofthorns

I also thought not only was the content irresponsible, but the style was absolutely horrible. It reminded me of the bad rhyming style of the "Kingdom Melodies".

All we need is to set the rhyme to a "battle hymn" and you have a Kingdom Melody.

Path

detective

This stunning poetry reminds me of a quote I pulled off the old greatcrowd site.

Taking anyone from the world is settling for not even 2nd best, and isn't worth it.

It's amazing how someone can couch their words of bigotry and hate in a piss poor rhyme scheme and actually pretend it's art.

Elsewhere

Hmmm, let me see if I got this right:

Her husband lost his job
She got knocked up
Her husband started beating her
She had to work two jobs
The baby died of HIV

All because she stopped supporting an international book publishing corporation. Is it just me, or does this not add up?

I thought that JWs were not supposed to be superstitious.

"As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
Believe in yourself, not mythology.
<x ><

Elsewhere

I wonder if anyone wrote a poem about a loyal JW who had all sorts of bad things happen to them... oh wait, I forgot... loyal JWs NEVER have bad things happen to them! [8>]

"As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
Believe in yourself, not mythology.
<x ><

2SYN

All this poem proves is that this woman was too idiotic to go for STD/HIV tests before she married the chump! HELLO! KNOCK KNOCK! Anybody home?

SHEESH. Maybe we should give her a Darwin Award?

Pity about the baby tho, it wasn't his fault his mother was so stupid.

I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa

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