I was just wondering what kind of interest there would be here on JWN to accept Sparlock garden gnomes that I have created. I have made a clay proto type of Sparlock. I might be willing to "place" them to those interested if there is enough interest. The prototype is very close to the image found on the WT cartoon. I can produce various poses for the doll / gnome. Also various colors might be available. I have also cast a magic spell on the clay so that the gnome will protect any yard from Jehovah's Witnesses,.
Anybody else out there creating Sparlock art? Yeah I'm pretty sure it's illegal but I really don't care. There is nothing that can stop the proliferation of Sparlock art now he has been given life.
I'm also going to start a church that worships Sparlock called the Church of Sparlock. If anybody is interested in becoming a member just PM me. So now they really can't take Sparlock away from us. It is now a religion! We might also alternately call our church Jehovah's Wizards. Our Kingdom Hall can be called Jehovah's Wizards Nests.