Reasons To Fear Canada
by metatron 14 Replies latest jw friends
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talesin
ahahaha, good one!
xo
tal
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blondie
Reasons to Fear Canada.
BY Sean Carman
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Ninety percent of population is massed within 100 miles of northern American border.
Seems not to mind that one of its provinces has turned almost entirely French.
Excessive politeness only makes sense as cover for something truly sinister. But what?
Citizens seem strangely impervious to cold.
Decriminalization of marijuana and acceptance of gay marriage without corresponding collapse of social institutions indicate Canada may, in fact, be indestructible.
Has infiltrated entertainment industry with singers, actors, and comedians practically indistinguishable from their American counterparts.
Consistently stays just below cultural radar yet never quite disappears.
Parliamentary government and common-law judiciary appear to function acceptably yet remain completely inscrutable.
Never had a “disco phase.”
Seemingly endless supply of timber, donuts, and Scotch-plaid hats with earflaps.
Keeps insisting it “has no designs on America” and “only wants peace.”
Plays a mean game of pond hockey.
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tec
LOl... that is awesome. Thanks for posting :)
Peace (oh no!)
tammy
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Farkel
Canadians are nothing more than Americans without a hearty sense of humor! All fifty of them!
Farkel
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talesin
Yah, and we don't mind living next to the BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!
Now, that takes a sense of humour!
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Heaven
Wait... they forgot .... " Barbequeing in Winter."
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sooner7nc
They gave us Jon Lajoie.
Note: Do NOT watch if you're easily offended, or you're Mouthy, or you're my mother. Everybody else is Okay.
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Glander
There are rumors they are developing a nuke at an abandoned LaBatts brewery.... very hush hush.
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