Whats the Wisest one liner that you can come ....?

by Celtic 39 Replies latest jw friends

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  termite 35

  Any sane woman who goes into marriage after having read the contract, deserves all she gets...
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  riz

  hiya wendy!

  i'm glad you liked it. it works on so many levels, huh?

  xoxox
  rizzy
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  larc

  If you hear a panther, do not anther
  Ogdon Nash

  I ain't gonna work on Maggie's Farm no more, Bob Dylan.
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  larakrofthitler

  your condo or mine it is time for love.
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  hungry4life

  "If you are what you eat then I'm cheap fast and easy"

  ok that wasnt exactly wise but it was true!
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  Xander

  Oh, my favorite words of wisdom...

  The early bird may get the worm...
  But the second mouse gets the cheese!

  A fanatic is one who, upon losing sight of his goals, redoubles his efforts.
  --George Santayana
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  thewiz

  E=mc²

  Hope the sup tag works
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  waiting

  If I want your opinion, I'll........o, forget it. I'll never want your opinion.

  I actually bought that lapel pin, I thought it was so funny. I sent it to my sister, Patio, who was not....she gave it to her daughter (who's personality is akin to mine.)

  I told my daughter about it. "Why'dja send it to Aunt Patty? That sounds like you." So I went and bought another pin - after 5 years, still is clipped next to my desk.

  waiting
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  gravedancer

  You can only get so far sliding on bullshit...after that the gravel burns your ass.
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  proplog2

  Don't assume to your disadvantage.