If all of us are JW... Then...

by jakeyen 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • jakeyen
    jakeyen

    Many of us who lend money will not be paid

    Victims of pedophiles will not receive justice

    Criminals will not be jailed

    and so on... help me make the lists

  • N.drew
    N.drew

    There would be no funny forum.

  • jakeyen
    jakeyen

    We are eating spiritual apple in a spiritual paradise

  • jakeyen
    jakeyen

    Maybe no one will die? because we all know the "TRUTH"

  • carla
    carla

    If all the world were jw's then it would truly be drab, dark, judgemental hell. Full of shallow, fake, unloving people. Shall I go on?

  • jakeyen
    jakeyen

    yes we can go on more

    if all of us are JW since the beginning of life, then

    NO internet

    NO spaceships

    NO man on moon

    NO man with beards, just birds

  • Retrovirus
    Retrovirus

    We wouldn't have any doors to knock on! What would they do instead as a time-filler waster?

  • still thinking
    still thinking

    there would be a truly global publishing company...because NO other books would be allowed...everyone would walk around with glazed looks in their eyes...

    Internet would be allowed...but it would never have been developed...unless they realized there was more profit to be made not actually having to print garbage.

  • GLTirebiter
    GLTirebiter

    Somebody would start a new, superior group with a new, superior TRUTH so we could join it and get to feel important and better than all those poor benighted folks who haven't accepted the NEW LIGHT!

    (sound familiar?)

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    Let the stonings begin.

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