I want to be of the remnant class.

by Shane 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • Shane
    Shane

    I am quite confident I deserve it, I am a nice guy to woman, and to other living things, fact is I let women walk all over me because I am so long suffering.
    Can anyone else show why he or she should be of the remnant class?
    THE END, Shane

  • Amazing
    Amazing

    Go for it!!! You can have my former seat. But you will have to run it by Fred Hall for final approval.

  • ThiChi
    ThiChi

    Truly I tell you today, If you stop breathing right now, you will receive the reward you seek! (Hehehe)

  • Kep
    Kep

    ThiChi thats a good one, you will have me chuckling all day

  • VioletAnai
    VioletAnai

    Why? And miss out on Chocolate, sex, hugs, interaction with animals, having a family, smelling the roses, footy, playing guitar, the list is endless.

    Too much responsibility if you ask me Shaney!

    I've got lots of luv to give, but no one wants it! - Mona.

  • Solace
    Solace

    Pleeeeeeeaaaaasse!
    Go and inform them of the new light! (nice guy to woman)

    Nice guys are the best! We need more of em'.
    Even if they are J.W.s

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Shane

    The remnant of what? Are we an endangered species;)

    Seriously though, all you need to do is attend a charismatic pentacostal church, and you will be born again. There, you can eat and drink all the bread and grape juice you want. Pretty special, eh? Sing, dance, speak in tongues, just w music and grape juice.

    SS

  • ThiChi
    ThiChi

    SS: grape juice?? Wine, baby, wine. My religion demands wine! (Strawberry Hill, '75)

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Thichi

    For my religion, i need 'erb.

    SS

  • ThiChi
    ThiChi

    SS: Taking any new members.....? I would like to request a free home visit!

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