Marrying out of the truth poem!

by DagothUr 40 Replies latest jw friends

  • DagothUr
    DagothUr

    We should have a Theocratic Poetry Thread.

  • EntirelyPossible
    EntirelyPossible

    someone has an account on JWTalk :)

  • Nickolas
    Nickolas

    Heh. Shakespeare you guys ain't, but I applaud you anyway.

  • Broken Promises
    Broken Promises

    Bravo to George/Miz' poem!

    (but no PM from me, lol)

  • Billzfan23
    Billzfan23

    There once was a man from Nantucket,

    Who told the Borg they could "suck it!"

    It made them all grin, at his apostate sin,

    their donations overflowing their bucket!

  • palmtree67
    palmtree67

    It doesn't matter what religion he is - a real man will make me feel confident, sexy, invincible.

    No, wait!!!!! I'm thinking of Vodka.............

  • carla
    carla

    It doesn't matter what religion he is - a real man will make me feel confident, sexy, invincible.

    No, wait!!!!! I'm thinking of Vodka............. hahaha, best answer yet!

  • Magwitch
    Magwitch

    I need to write a poem of what life is like married to a super dub pioneer elder for 20 years. It will blow that original poem out of the water.

  • sd-7
    sd-7

    I just hated those kinds of poems. The totally crappy rhyme scheme...uggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhgggghh!!!!

    I feel like I'm going to change into a big giant FINAL BOSS....

    mother brain

    --sd-7

  • EmptyInside
    EmptyInside

    The original poem,"Gag". This "marrying only in the Lord" bit irks me to no end. I've waited too long,and it's too late for me to have children. Well,not really,but I don't want to be an older mom. Now,I really don't care to be with anyone,I waited so long. But,this stupid cult ruined that part of my life. I"ve worked hard not to be bitter,but on this matter,I am.

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