Happy Easter! (A Poem)

by Oubliette 2 Replies latest social humour

  • Oubliette
    Oubliette

    Happy Easter!

    I suppose you think it's funny,
    This eating little bunnies!
    It's something of a habit,
    To dine on chocolate rabbit.
    In Mexico it's holy,
    They call: Conejo Mole.
    But here we have to beg,
    Just to find an Easter Egg!

    It's an enigma, a riddle,
    an ancient Springtime curse;
    A question I must beg,
    Propounded thus in verse:
    Which came first:

    (tick, tock)

    The Rabbit or the Egg?

    - - - - - - - - - - -

    At first I was just sad,
    But now I'm really mad.
    In fact, I'm very, very cross,
    So for Chrissake: KNOCK IT OFF!


    Oubliette

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  • Xanthippe
    Xanthippe

    You left it late to shop

    so that's life on the hop.

  • Oubliette
    Oubliette
    Xanthippe, as you see,
    Bunnies gotta hop.
    But chocolate chickens leave one sickened,
    If you eat nonstop.

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