AKA "Some GB & Bethel heavy wives (no pun intended) really want to tour Europe in the springtime".
Why are there no "zone visits" to Moldova or Uzbekistan or Mongolia or Nicaragua?
Gosh it couldn't be that there are no 5-star hotels or Michelin 3-star restaurants there, could it?
What am I thinking! Of course it's because the brothers in Paris, Vienna, and Rome (or whatever European capitals are on the docket) are in far more need of encouragement!