At the place where I live, there are relatively few witlesses that work the complex. Chances are very low of getting those cockroaches to show up while in regular field circus--they never stopped to give us our wastes of paper during the past several years' worth of waste of paper distribution campaigns despite clear instruction that finishing the whole territory on time was mandatory.
However, that doesn't stop some dingbat from showing up at my door specifically to try and drag me back to the Kingdumb Hell the next day. Hopefully they will be blinded with all the "sun worship" lights I will be having running and deafened by all the "sun worship" music.