Learn to Speak Fluent Churchese!

by theMadJW 49 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • theMadJW
    theMadJW

    Ever wonder why when YOU refer to "God", it's like speaking a foreign language?

    It IS a foreign language, if speaking to a churchoid!

    See:

    http://www.themadjws.com/howtospeakchurchese.htm

    The Tower of Babble!

  • theMadJW
    theMadJW

    Even the Basic word "GOD" has been perverted!

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    You would have us go from churchese to Watchtowerese. Been there. Done that.

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    Mmmmaatha, I believe we have a strange situation he-ah! Bring the shotgun, Mmmmaatha. Bring it nowaaa!

  • Gerard
    Gerard

    madJW, off your meds again?

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    Religion is a snare and a racket, so what did you really expect?

  • blondie
    blondie

    Not much different than this:

    http://jehovah.to/glos/index.html

    How many words does the WTS use that aren't in the bible:

    governing body

    paradise earth

    publisher

    pioneer

    kingdom hall

    and so on

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    MAdJW..

    All the WatchTards use the word God..

    You`ve lost your Tard..

    You need to get to a Kingdom Hall and get..

    Re-Tarded..

    ...................... ...OUTLAW

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    What the hell is that website you provided the link to?

    A crock of timewasting sh*t.

  • blondie
    blondie

    I'll assume you didn't mean me, cantleave............

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