Quick one-liners to explain why you haven't been to meetings

gubberningbody

"I know it took a long time, but I finally made the truth my own."
designs

'You know you're a JW if you own 5 suits and you're a janitor' Jeff Foxworthy
Black Sheep

"It's 1976"
hotspur

"You disfellowshipped me!"
THE GLADIATOR

I can beat the booze on my own
FreeAtLast1914

I woke up.
sacolton

"I heard it all before. Every meeting is the same message."
OnTheWayOut

I am thinking for myself now.
designs

'Been there, done that'
FreeAtLast1914

I found this thing called life and embraced it.