Dubs - Paradoxes From Hell
Jesus said his yoke was kindly and light.
Dubs brag their religion is the "hardest religion in the world."
The Bible tells children to honor their parents.
The WTS tells children to betray their parents.
If dubs really live in a "spiritual paradise," why do their lives have to be threatened to stay in it?
If the rules for God's salvation matches the rules for Watchtower salvation, a Publisher's Record Card will count for more than all the good a dub does.
The Bible teaches to make your confessions before God.
The WTS teaches to make your confessions before men.
Dubs ridicule little booths used to make confession to men who are sinners but think it's fine to use little ROOMS to make confession to men who are sinners.
Who judges your sins and repentence from your sins:
Other Christians: "God"
Dubs: "a judicial committee"
When other religions change a single minor doctrine, dubs say this is proof the religion is false.
When dubs change a major doctrine like "this generation" SIX different times, dubs say this is proof their religion is true.
The two most important things in life,
Other Christians: 1) accept Jesus as your personal savior, 2) spend your life doing good things for others.
Dubs: 1) accept the Watchtower Corporation as your personal salvation broker, 2) spend your life buying their books and racking up lots of hours selling them.
Dubs ridicule superstitious people.
Dubs believe Smurf dolls are possessed by demons.
Regarding Jesus' admonition for sinners not casting stones:
Other Christians: Don't. Not even for adultery.
Dubs: Do. Even for smoking cigarettes.
Regarding living a life as a dub:
Other people: "it's a mental and physical prison."
Dubs: "it's Christian freedom."
Wordly people help other people.
Dubs don't even help their own people.
Regarding the "good Samaritan," and people like them today:
Jesus: a model for Christians on how they should live their lives.
Dubs: will be destroyed by God for eternity for not selling books.
When worldly people destroy someone's sex organs, people call it "barbaric mutilation."
When the dub God resurrects billions of people and then destroys their sex organs, dubs call it the "Earthly Paradise."
Dubs and what determines resurrection:
Those who die 2 seconds before Armageddon starts: resurrected to the new Paradise Earth(tm) for a minimum of 1,000 years.
Those who live 2 seconds longer than that: destroyed by God for all of eternity.
Dubs and God: "God is a just and fair God." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What is the worth of a man?
Worldly people: BETTER than just the ONE WORST thing he has ever done.
Dubs: WORSE than the ALL THE BEST things he has ever done.
In the Bible, hundreds were baptized the same day they first heard the Christian message.
In dubland, people are only baptized after months of mandatory indoctrination, preaching and a 100-question test.
Jesus taught that when a sheep leaves the fold, a good shepherd will find the sheep and bring it back to the fold.
Dubs teach that when a sheep leaves the fold, a good shepherd will find the sheep and then execute it.
Regarding voluntarily working long, hard hours in a job you hate and do for no pay, with masters who constantly tell you that you are not doing enough:
Other people: "proof you must be insane."
Dubs: " a privilege."
Jesus said not to base your faith on shifting sands.
Dub faith would collapse without continuous shifting sands.
Jesus said He was the only (religious) master.
Dubs have an entire hierarchy of religious masters.
Dubs say they are the "happiest people on earth."
They must take Ritalin, Prozac, Zoloft, Lithium or Valium before they can say this.
Jesus said he was the single "light" for His followers.
Dub leaders have lots of "lights" for their followers: present, past, future and transitional.
The two greatest commandments:
Jesus: love God and love your fellow humans.
Dubs: obey orders without question and sell Watchtower books.
Home-wreckers are considered evil people who destroy the very foundation of a civilized society.
The WT Society is an uncivilized home-wrecker on steroids and says their practice of home-wrecking and destroying familes is showing "true Christian love."
Christians claim God is the author of the Bible and that the Bible is infallible.
The WTS claims God edits the Watchtower Magazine but the Watchtower magazine is still not infallible.
(The WTS says that God has directed his full-time attention towards earth, but apparently is only editing the Watchtower magazine part-time. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
The Bible says it is all that is needed to understand God's will.
The WTS says its books are required to understand God's will.
Jesus washed the feet of his disciples.
Dubs lick the boots of their religious masters.
When a wordly Christian goes to another Church for his father's funeral, he returns to his own Church, their compassion, and their open arms.
When a dub goes to another Church for his father's funeral, he returns to his own Church and faces closed arms, no compassion, and execution.
When early apostles visited the Congregations, they were there to help and encourage people.
When WT apostles visit the Congregations, they are there to audit the books and beat up people.
Jesus: sell all that you own, give it to the poor and then follow Me.
Watchtower Corporation: sell all that you own, give it to us and then follow us.
Early Christians were baptized in the name of the Father, Son and holy spirit.
Dubs are baptized into subjection to a legal Book Printing Coroporation.
Other Christians put all their faith in Jesus Christ and not any man.
Dubs put all their faith in a Printing Corporation run by men.
Jesus said He was the way and the life.
Dub leaders say they are the way and the life.
Jesus said, "Come. Take life's waters free."
The WTS says, "Come. Take and sell life's ever-changing waters provided by the non-donation donation arrangement.
The Bible says not to judge or you will be judged.
Judging is what dubs and their leaders do for recreation.
Under the direction of NH Knorr, the WTS printed that if a dub swore allegience to his country, he would be condemned to death by God.
At the same time, NH Knorr swore his allegience to his own country in writing so he could obtain a passport and travel to other countries where he taught that swearing allegience to countries is condemned by God.
The WTS said that anyone who became a member of the United Nations was riding the satanic wild beast of Revelation.
From 1991 to 2000, the WTS rode the same satanic wild beast as a member of the UN until they were caught and publicly exposed for doing it. Then they lied about why they did it.
Jesus loved and protected his followers.
The WT Corporation loves and protects itself.
The Bible says not all will be teachers.
The WTS says all MUST be teachers.
Jesus encouraged his followers to feed the little sheep.
The WTS encourages its followers to whip the little sheep.
The Bible says to hate what is bad.
Dubs believe everything is bad.
The WTS teaches that it was approved above all other religions by God as His sole earthly spokesman in 1919.
Any dub who now teaches what was taught by the WTS in 1919 will be executed by the WTS for apostasy.
Dubs and what is Christian and what is not Christian:
Swear words: not Christian
Hoping and praying for the brutal slaughter of 99.9% of all humanity: Christian
Dubs, their "good news" and proof of God's Mercy:
1) Dubs living forever in a paradise earth shows God's mercy.
2) The brutal slaughter of everyone else shows God's mercy.
Dubs believe that masturbation is abusing your body and dishonoring God.
Dubs believe that dying when a blood transfusion would save your life, is not abusing your body and not preserving that life honors God.
Dubs and an "organization" being necessary for salvation:
Watchtower Corporation Founder Charles T. Russell: "wholly unnecessary"
Leaders of Watchtower Corporation today: "REQUIRED".
Dubs are told they must "wait on Jehovah" when problems are critical.
Dubs therefore believe Jehovah is never around when they need Him the most.
"Jehovah" always "fixes" a failed WT prophecy AFTER it has failed, but never "fixes" it BEFORE it has failed.
Why the Bible was written:
Other Christians: to teach people about God.
Watchtower Corporation: to teach people about the Watchtower Corporation.
Other Christians believe Christians should help people who are starving to death by giving them food and that it is unChristian to do any less.
Dubs believe they are not responsible to help people who are starving to death, but that it is unChristian if they don't offer them books before they do starve to death.
Starving people who get well and become Christians because other Christians were kind enough to feed them and clothe them are ridiculed as "Rice Christians" by dubs.
Starving people who don't get well and don't become Christians because dubs were not kind enough to feed them and clothe them are called "dead."
Other people believe what was truth in the past could never be an apostasy today.
Most things Dubs believed that were truth in the past are an apostasy today.
Dubs are told that when others teach a false doctrine it is apostasy.
Dubs are told that even when they are certain one of their own teachings is an apostasy, it is an apostasy for them not to keep teaching that apostasy. They must wait until that apostasy is replaced by a newer apostasy and then teach that new apostasy instead.
Dubs are convinced that type of reasoning is perfectly logical.
Other Christians look to Jesus as man's savior.
Dubs believe Jesus will not be their savior unless dubs go through the Watchtower Corporation first.
Dubs continue to die because they believe WT Corporation lies.
The WT Corporation continues to lie but never dies.
Dubs worship the WT Corporation by their conduct, although they won't admit it.
The WT Corporation by their conduct, has zero compassion for those same dubs who worship them, although they won't admit it.
Jesus died because of man's sins.
Dubs die because of their leader's sins.
Jesus wept.
The Watchtower Printing Coporation never weeps. Ever.
Farkel
