Just write something completely goofy! (page 4)

four candles

Ice cream......don't talk to me about ice cream....I always wondered how it put a zingy taste into warthogs farts that reacts with a terrapin to produce open eyes!!!

Snoozy

I once thought that a story that started out :

"The Power of the Mailbox" would make an interesting read...

Think about all the power it has..it can make us happy, sad, anxious, nervous, elated, upset or downright ecstatic!

Snoozy...

Witness 007

Yes....Jesus loves me..... because the bible told me so!

poppers

Jesus came invisibly in 1914 - honestly now, isn't that the goofiest thing you've ever heard?

Heaven

Here's a slightly different rendition of Shawn's post.... this was written on the back of the door of a washroom cubicle in the KMart when I was a kid:

Here I sit

All broken hearted

Paid a dime

And only farted

Yesterday I took a chance

Saved a dime

And sh!t my pants.

Heaven

"The Power of the Mailbox"

Snoozy... I loves the snail mail especially when it delivers packages!

awildflower

Yes Poppers, that's up there with some of the goofiest stuff ever!

This stuff is great. Sometimes my brain gets so fried because of classes that's it's nice to just 'clear the palate'

crapola

Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we will be fat, hungover and depressed. Don't know how funny that is but it was posted on my facebook page.

poopsiecakes

This is pretty goofy...sure makes me laugh

Tendjewberrymud

Read aloud for best results (and some semblance of comprehension).

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review...

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
'judo one toes 'means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No..just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G: "You're welcome"

Just write something completely goofy!

Tendjewberrymud

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