Name Some Stupid Watchtower Rules or Ideas

by minimus 120 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    Questioning a decision is a sin of rebelliousness.

    You must turn in anyone that you heard has sinned or else you're bloodguilty.

    If you knock on doors and nobody's home, you're not bloodguilty if Armageddon comes.

  • JWoods
    JWoods

    The bread and wine at the memorial is de-activated after the final prayer and it is OK for the non-annointed to eat it or drink it just to see what it tastes like.

    If someone annointed cannot attend the memorial, there can be a special ceremony exactly on the new moon of the next month and even if you use the same old bread and wine, it is re-activated when you start the ceremony.

    Bible references for any of this? You tell me and we will both know.

  • minimus
    minimus

    needing a witness to prove child molestation

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    No music if not written and produced by the WTS

  • minimus
    minimus

    You can't wear a tee shirt with a logo of any kind while cleaning shit at a Watchtower approved job site!

  • JWoods
    JWoods

    Minimus - a special witness...I.E. a righteous man who could witness child molestation and not stop it, but nark it to the elders later.

    Oh, year - Make that two of them.

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    Harry potter books are the spawn of Satan himself and must be avoided at all costs

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    You cant wear a jumper on the service.

  • minimus
    minimus

    It's unclean if a married couple wanted to engage in oral sex. A woman would be in an unclean state if sex occured during menstruation.

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    Not a rule, but consider the type of car you buy - will it be suitable for carrying the congregation's freeloaders as well as yourself and family

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