Use this therad to talk about all the many ways in which you love me.
(poetry is not welcome)
How much do you love me?
by Johnnytwofeet 10 Replies latest jw friends
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Johnnytwofeet
I love you so so much. let me count the ways
1 i love you cause you have a nice bum
2 i love you cause your lips tase like rum
3 i love you cause you once fought a bear (draw)
4 i love you cause you have lustrous hair
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Johnnytwofeet
Are you dense retard? I told you. No poetry.
Get bent
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Johnnytwofeet
haha! Way to tell me off. I love that about you
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Johnnytwofeet
You really are a stupid son of a bitch aren't you?
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Johnnytwofeet
ahhahahah I love you man.
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bluecanary
Waiter, I'll have what he's having.
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John Doe
Jumbo shrimps perplex me.
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BorgHater
I don't know you, but i love you because...
You have two feet. Just the one foot would be awkward, three feet would be plain stupid. But two feet - that's just perfect. I bet they're lovely feet aswell, nice and cheesy, just the right side of hairy, with an ingrown toenail on your right foot and a touch of fungus on your left. Yum!
Thinking of you. BorgHater x
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DJK
Which of your personalities should I address?