Your best pick-up line?

by Newborn 64 Replies latest jw friends

  • Newborn
    Newborn

    I've got a few "would you care for a nice massage?" lately... and guys I have to tell you... it's NOT working!!!

    /Newby

  • oompa
    oompa

    "do you know how much the biggest polar bear weighs?"

    reply...no not really

    "just enough to break the ice"....hi im oompa

    For tough economic times: "can i buy you a drink, or would you just like the money?"

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    "Hey wanna get a pizza and f*ck?"

    "NO?"

    "What? You don't like pizza?"

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    Make a toast to "the King"
    She say: "what king?"
    F*cking!

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    Hey!! You got any Indian in you?

    No.

    Want some?

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    I want to kiss you on the lips so bad... then I want to move up to your belly button.

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    If you play your cards right, you could have me tonight - it does work

  • Newborn
    Newborn

    Priest & IP_SEC!

    You're bad...

    Oompa, this would at least get my attention, "can i buy you a drink, or would you just like the money?"

  • Newborn
    Newborn

    If you play your cards right, you could have me tonight

    Good one!!

    Would work on me (if I find the guy attractive)

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    "would you like to dance?"

    "No? What?"

    "Oh, You must have misunderstood what I said."

    "I said you fat in those pants!"

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