I've got a few "would you care for a nice massage?" lately... and guys I have to tell you... it's NOT working!!!
/Newby
Your best pick-up line?
by Newborn 64 Replies latest jw friends
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oompa
"do you know how much the biggest polar bear weighs?"
reply...no not really
"just enough to break the ice"....hi im oompa
For tough economic times: "can i buy you a drink, or would you just like the money?"
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Priest73
"Hey wanna get a pizza and f*ck?"
"NO?"
"What? You don't like pizza?"
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IP_SEC
Make a toast to "the King"
She say: "what king?"
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IP_SEC
Hey!! You got any Indian in you?
No.
Want some?
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IP_SEC
I want to kiss you on the lips so bad... then I want to move up to your belly button.
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stillajwexelder
If you play your cards right, you could have me tonight - it does work
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Newborn
Priest & IP_SEC!
You're bad...
Oompa, this would at least get my attention, "can i buy you a drink, or would you just like the money?"
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Newborn
If you play your cards right, you could have me tonight
Good one!!
Would work on me (if I find the guy attractive)
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Priest73
"would you like to dance?"
"No? What?"
"Oh, You must have misunderstood what I said."
"I said you fat in those pants!"