Ways to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity
1) Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6)In the “Memo” field of all your checks, write "For Sexual Favors".
7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with The Prophecy."
8) Dont use any punctuation
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10) Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11) Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems do not rhyme.
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you cannot attend their party because you are not in the mood.
16) Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won, I won!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
19) Over dinner, tell your children, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
Ways to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity
by Jim_TX 2 Replies latest social humour
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Jim_TX
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Jim_TX
... I do Number 9... (not the same as number 1 or 2)... *he says quietly*
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crapola
You must love to joke around alot. That's a good quality to have.