Jonah's under water stomach vacation....a biblical fact ?

by Homerovah the Almighty 31 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    Inkling:

    Thanks for that point on the very old date of publication ... par for the WT course, of course.

    CC

  • undercover
    undercover

    It's 12 noon in Ninevah and here are the top headlines:

    The king of Ninevah released this statement this morning:

    'I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly ate one of Jehovah's prophets. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open and people are having a wonderful time. Ninevah, as you know, means "friendship with God". '

    And now for sports...

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