You know a woman fancies you when.....?

by mtsgrad 108 Replies latest jw friends

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Believe it or not, this is all from my own experiences...

    - She buys you a drink
    - She leaves a little note in one of your pockets
    - She stalks you
    - She calls 10 times a day, leaving a message every second call
    - She follows you into the men's bathroom and makes out with you
    - She invites you into the bathroom to snort coke
    - She punches you in the arm
    - She touches your d1ck under the table
    - She runs her fingers through your hair
    - She rests her leg against yours
    - She gets her friend(s) to ask you 20 questions
    - She invites you onto the dance floor
    - She's willing to screw up her engagement for one night with you
    - She's willing to screw up her marriage for one night with you

    There's probably more that I currently can't think of.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    FHN

    Flirting sounds like a new thread!

    mtsgrad

    So, what are you waiting for? Start one.

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    She stops nagging to kiss you on the mouth!

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    She leaves the toilet seat up....regardless of the dangers!

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    She hates your mum.

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    She doesn't mind if you call out someone elses name during sex.

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    She doesn't care if you have different colored socks on.

  • sacolton
    sacolton

    She can fart around you without being embarrassed.

  • LouBelle
    LouBelle

    Sacolton,that is super comfortable.

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