Can You Imagine The Elders Recommending You To Have Sex???

by minimus 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    The Grapevine Church in Texas is telling their married churchgoers to have SEX for 7 straight days in a row.

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    Megadude used to go to that church; maybe he should go back. Maybe the singles group could get a week long dispensation.

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    I think the pastor is just a whore. An attention whore. Then again, that's pretty much a requirement for being a pastor isn't it?

  • The Lone Ranger
    The Lone Ranger

    7 Straight days in a row! .... please don't tell my wife.... 3 a week is the most I can handle...

  • oompa
    oompa

    unfortunately all too many elders recommend sex...with little kids and themselves..........oompa

  • loosie
    loosie

    I'm surprised that the elders don't insist on watching the consumation of your marriage in the dreaded backroom. Or the forgiving of a cheating spouse by resuming sexual relations done under their watchful eye.

    (yeah I know I have issues)

  • The Lone Ranger
    The Lone Ranger

    lots of people with issues on this site... lets keep it light-hearted... eh??

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    well it is supposed to ensure a heaqlthy prostrate

  • Awakened at Gilead
    Awakened at Gilead

    I already go to a church like that. I worship my girlfriend there.

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    That church is like right off the exit where I used to work. Damn sorry I never stopped in there now

  • dinah
    dinah

    That is actually advice stolen from a marriage counselor who finds two people who don't quite hate each other yet.

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