Why men die first

by The Lone Ranger 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • The Lone Ranger
    The Lone Ranger

    Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation!!

    If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy. If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ... its equal opportunity.

    If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ... its male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist.

    If she makes a decision without consulting you ... she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination. If SHE asks you ... it's a favour. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert. If you don't ... you're gay.

    If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist. If you don't ... you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob. If you buy her flowers ... you're after something. If you don't ... you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself. If you don't ... you're not ambitious. If she has a headache . she's tired. If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore.

    Why do men die first ? Because they want to.

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  • zagor
    zagor

    LOL. I know, that is an interesting summery. The thing is after a while you stop wondering what YOU did wrong and just walk away, I guess that is really all a Man can do. Life is too short for mind screwing of any such sort.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Heehee.

    S

    Ps, what are you doing making a john doe thread;)

  • RAYZORBLADE
    RAYZORBLADE

    Why we die first.....

    .....well our biological detrement is our (ahem) gonads.

    Testosterone, kills us slowly.

    True!

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    The answer to that is women....gay guys live to 114 years old.

  • daniel-p
    daniel-p

    LOL!!

  • Octarine Prince
    Octarine Prince

    Bumpage for the funny-ass thread. Saved the forum.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Sylvia

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