Who can speak German here Fluently?

by asilentone 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    I need help!

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    My girlfriend is from Germany. She has been here for 2 years. I was telling her that I will be thinking of her all week when she is in Orlando for a vacation with her family. She replied "What are you thinking of me?", so I would like for you to translate this "I will be thinking of you while you are in Orlando" in German, so she will know what I am trying to say.

  • Brother Apostate
    Brother Apostate

    Ich kann Ihnen helfen!

    Ich weiß wenig, das deutsch ist, sie bin ungefähr fünf hohes Fuß.

    Oder Sie können eine Linie Übersetzer wie babelfish an verwenden, wenn Sie wünschen.

    BA- Beifall.

    PS- http://babelfish.yahoo.com/

    PPS- It's Oktoberfest!!!!!!!!!

    oktoberfest

    Fa shizzle, ma schnitzel

    Fizzle ma schtepitzel

    Ya I'm braggin'

    Got rims on my Volkswagon

    I'm a sinner and winner

    Eat Kraut for dinner

    Ich bin ein Berliner!

    I spit ill rhymes like a sick cough

    Word up to my homey MC David Hasselhoff!

    oktoberfest

    oktoberfest

    oktoberfest

    oktoberfest

    http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/FireBrewer/Brewing/4579-oktoberfest.jpg

    http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h94/gotprayer/beer_carrying_wench.jpg

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    BA, you have PM.

  • Brother Apostate
    Brother Apostate
    I would like for you to translate this "I will be thinking of you while you are in Orlando" in German, so she will know what I am trying to say.

    "I will be thinking of you while you are in Orlando" = "Ich werde an Sie denken, während Sie in Orlando sind" - That would be the bland, straightforward, very un-classy way to say it.

    If you really want a response out of her, I would instead send this message:

    "Ich werde Geschlecht mit anderen Frauen in unserem Schlafzimmer haben und erhalten bei Oktoberfest getrunken worden und unser ganzes Geld, während Sie in Orlando sind, also nicht überhaupt komme nach Hause ich mag ihr besseres irgendwie sie bin viel besser ausgeben, schauend und besser im Bett."

    BA - Try it out on her.

    PS Or you could try using babelfish like the rest of the planet. http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt

  • free2think
    free2think

    So i take it your time together isn't spent talking asilentone?

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    she does not live with me right now. she has her own house. She is my brand new girlfriend.

  • Brother Apostate
    Brother Apostate
    she does not live with me right now. she has her own house. She is my brand new girlfriend.

    Then you should definitely send the second message I suggested, above, asilentone. And you may wish to add this: "Wenn Sie mich Sie mögen wünschen, verkaufen Sie Ihr Haus und geben Sie mir das Geld. Ich halte Sie herum und lasse Sie meine Aufladungen lecken und mein Haus für mich säubern, wenn Sie mich zahlen, um Ihr Freund zu sein. Sie sehen wie Sie fielen aus dem hässlichen Baum heraus und schlugen jede Niederlassung auf der Weise unten aus." BA- She will really dig you then.

  • free2think
    free2think

    Aww sweet.

    So did you ever manage to get your pic uploaded onto hot or not?

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    yes, I did, but I am not telling you which one. We found each other from Craigslist.com

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